~ Your Every Need ~

[Stanley Brown]

If you should ever need a life, there is one here for you,
When darkness shrouds your very being my hand will lead you through,
Giving a gentle caress to your bibulous belly-button,
When in life’s wilderness you stand, alone, bereft, afraid,
That solitary voice is mine, close by I stand, your aid,
Your emptiness within I feel, your pain I gladly share,
Whatever life may cast at you, I willingly will bear,
What price such undertakings I hear you mildly ask,
This debt has been but paid in full in your caring of the past,
As I lie on my bed trying to envisage your fat arse.

~ _ ~ _ ~ _ ~ _ ~ _ ~

If ever you should stumble `pon life’s uneven path,
I’ll hold you well protected whence none shall vent their wrath,
If you should suffer heartbreak, wherein there seems hope,
I’ll lift your spirits with my love, your soul I’ll ‘envelope,
Should desperation haunt you and fill your lonely hours,
I’ll come to you with birdsong and rainbow coloured flowers,
If you should need my very soul to save you from some strife,
I gladly sacrifice my all, most willingly ….. my life,
With an olé as I grope my own tiny pubic area.

ThankYou. Stanley Brown.

[Pierre]

Fucking drivel.

[Edna Sweetlove]

Stanley: why don't you go and make love roughly yourself?

[Just Fred]

There's someone a bit like you, Stanley, in the ward on the other side of the building. We call it C-wing as all the residents there are crazy. This chap who's a bit like you, Stanley, pisses himself twice a day regular as clockwork. The nurses leave him to stew in his own juice hoping it will teach him a lesson but he still pisses himself twice a day regular as clockwork. Did I say that bit before? It's time for my tea now, hope it's hot today, and not pissy-tasting as it sometimes is when they allow one of the retards to help serve.

[montez]

Well Sir Stanley, you seem to have attracted some denigratory critiques.
I think it's a fair effort, though believe you should take another look at your rhyming scheme ; as in line 3, and the last 2 in the 1st verse ; and the last line of the 2nd verse.
Thank you.
Robin Bastard.

[Sir Gennady Kangarov]

Divinely terrible.